Newlyweds Heidi and Spencer arrived last night in Los Angeles after appearing on Regis and Kelly in New York City promoting themselves and their new reality show, "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!"
They loved the warm welcome of the paparazzi and relished every frame that was take of them as they walked to their car. Can't wait to see the playboy spread.
Now for the biggest celebrity in the nation, the President of the United States, Barack Obama! That's right, not only is he the most powerful man on earth, he's also got star power.
We caught up to the President landing in De Moine, Iowa on his way to the Trinity Structural Towers Manufacturing Plant. There he gave a speach calling for a “new era of energy exploration in America.”
We think this is the only way there will be enough fuel in the world to keep him flying and driving all over the globe talking about conserving energy while he uses more than all of us put together.
Everybody loves him for now, but we're certain this country will have no problem eating him alive once he makes one false move. We love this President...extra crispy!
Bye Chief, watch your head!
Next up on the runway at LAX is the world famous designer Isaac Mizrahi. See him strut his stuff through the terminal and into oncoming traffic. His coast-to-coast couture includes a baggy suit and a fluffy pink scarf that shields him from the cold of the Big Apple, while his Michael Jordan flip-flops allow him to enjoy the sandy beaches of Southern California.
Awe, come on Isaac, won't you give us a smile before you run into traffic?
We can't say if this is a fashion faux pas or a trend, but you wouldn't catch us wearing this ensemble. You go girl!
Look at these two bumpkin fashionistas following Kanye with their Louis Vuittan luggage. You have to laugh at these guys. They love to criticize "White America" and then they have the nerve to buy into it. They're walking contradictions.
Dorks!
And Kanye, a legend in his own mind. Even though he broke the camera of defenseless paparazzi the media is still taking his photograph because in the United States we have the freedom of the press. So if you don't like it, too bad. Asshole!
Kanye's bodyguard looks so tough in his "give-away" t-shirt. Tie your shoes and gimme a break!
They seem to be very close but too bad for these boys, California voted NO on 8, so they will have to say their nuptials elsewhere.
Come on Lutz, you're making millions. What's with the miss-matched luggage? Well at least you're not wearing a truckers cap.
